The House Shoe Matrix
24 warm slippers, ranked saucy to boring and frugal to pricey. Cold-feet approved. LEMMY'S PICK: the L.L.Bean Wicked Good.
See the ranking →Everyday objects, ranked on the only two axes that matter. Not a buying guide — a ranking with a point of view. Hosted by a lemon with opinions.
Each episode takes one category of everyday object and plots the mainstream contenders on two axes — saucy to boring, frugal to pricey. Prices are verified, picks are crowned, and somebody's $1,000 slide gets put in its place.
Some links are affiliate links. The ranking is the point; the links are just how the lemon eats.
24 warm slippers, ranked saucy to boring and frugal to pricey. Cold-feet approved. LEMMY'S PICK: the L.L.Bean Wicked Good.
See the ranking →TLM13 / JP
I take wacky ideas seriously enough to see what they might look like if somebody actually made them.
This archive is a wall of concepts, fake products, strange interfaces, generated cards, and visual what-ifs. Some of it is parody, some of it is design exercise, some of it is just me chasing a funny thought until it becomes a finished image.
The point is possibility: alternate brands, impossible tools, cursed dashboards, creator cards, and little worlds that feel like they should not exist, but somehow do.
Mostly for me. Probably you will like it.