Lemmy the lemon mascot waving hello, wearing black sunglasses

How this works

Each episode takes one category of everyday object and plots the mainstream contenders on two axes — saucy to boring, frugal to pricey. Prices are verified, picks are crowned, and somebody's $1,000 slide gets put in its place.

Some links are affiliate links. The ranking is the point; the links are just how the lemon eats.